Potty Talk

Me: (as Mikey streaks through the kitchen) Mikey! Where’s your underwear?

Mikey: In the dirty clothes. It was wet.

Me: Did you go pee?

Mikey: Yes.

Me: Sigh. Where?

Mikey: In the bathroom.

Me: Oh! Good job! Go get more underwear!

Josie: (alto; monotone) Mom. There’s a puddle of pee in the bathroom. ….. I stepped in it.

Me: sigh….

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